prepsident:

Don’t date anyone that makes you feel like you’re settling.

Don’t date anyone that makes you feel like they’re settling for you.

(via drpepper10)

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroni_(fashion)

this is what yankee doodle dandy meant when he stuck that feather in his hat and called it macaroni 

FSU Congratulates Tallahassee Police Department on its Role in the National Championship

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Florida State University held a special ceremony this morning to honor the brave Tallahassee Police detectives who played a crucial role in securing a third national championship for FSU by not doing anything at all.  The special recognition comes in light of a New York Times article published today that revealed Tallahassee Police repeatedly mishandled and ignored evidence in sexual assault allegations against Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston.  

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sexiest video ever made


"Nate was a guy who was running from his own mortality from day one.  It’s tragic because he never was able to get past his own shit to sort of be fully alive. Whereas Claire could do that. The fact that she saw him in the rearview mirror — it’s in the past, it’s behind her. He’s still running. He’s in the same running outfit he wore in the pilot.” - Alan Ball

sobbed so hard 
"Nate was a guy who was running from his own mortality from day one.  It’s tragic because he never was able to get past his own shit to sort of be fully alive. Whereas Claire could do that. The fact that she saw him in the rearview mirror — it’s in the past, it’s behind her. He’s still running. He’s in the same running outfit he wore in the pilot.” - Alan Ball

sobbed so hard 
"Nate was a guy who was running from his own mortality from day one.  It’s tragic because he never was able to get past his own shit to sort of be fully alive. Whereas Claire could do that. The fact that she saw him in the rearview mirror — it’s in the past, it’s behind her. He’s still running. He’s in the same running outfit he wore in the pilot.” - Alan Ball

sobbed so hard 
"Nate was a guy who was running from his own mortality from day one.  It’s tragic because he never was able to get past his own shit to sort of be fully alive. Whereas Claire could do that. The fact that she saw him in the rearview mirror — it’s in the past, it’s behind her. He’s still running. He’s in the same running outfit he wore in the pilot.” - Alan Ball

sobbed so hard

"Nate was a guy who was running from his own mortality from day one.  It’s tragic because he never was able to get past his own shit to sort of be fully alive. Whereas Claire could do that. The fact that she saw him in the rearview mirror — it’s in the past, it’s behind her. He’s still running. He’s in the same running outfit he wore in the pilot.” - Alan Ball

sobbed so hard

today i pulled two tampons out of my vagina at one time.

i have no idea how this happened.

Fraternity Brother Falls Off Back of Moped, but at least He Didn’t Look Gay

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A local fraternity was shaken up this weekend when one of its brothers was struck into a coma after falling off the back of a moped. According to reports, Chad Burkowitz fell off after refusing to hold onto the driver’s waist because he “wasn’t about to look like a fuckin’ homo, man.” 

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