FSU Congratulates Tallahassee Police Department on its Role in the National Championship
Florida State University held a special ceremony this morning to honor the brave Tallahassee Police detectives who played a crucial role in securing a third national championship for FSU by not doing anything at all. The special recognition comes in light of a New York Times article published today that revealed Tallahassee Police repeatedly mishandled and ignored evidence in sexual assault allegations against Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston.
Fraternity Brother Falls Off Back of Moped, but at least He Didn’t Look Gay
A local fraternity was shaken up this weekend when one of its brothers was struck into a coma after falling off the back of a moped. According to reports, Chad Burkowitz fell off after refusing to hold onto the driver’s waist because he “wasn’t about to look like a fuckin’ homo, man.”
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